Cheryl Lynn isn't quite sure who she is, but she's pretty sure of what she wants to be. A warrior woman. A bad-ass mamajama. Perhaps an earth goddess extraordinaire. She spends her days abusing keyboards and screaming at computer screens while she waits for her cult following to finally show up.

She changes her mind more often than extras in rap videos change thongs.

Remember: save to your own server, sweets!

Reading SELF Magazine.

Writing To-Do lists.

Hearing Thunder.

Watching General Hospital.

Building Nothing.

Eating Vitamins.

Drinking Iced Tea.

Buying Comic books.

Thinking "It is HOT!"

Playing Episodes from Liberty City.

Adoring Cold water.

Saying Very little.

Abhorring Bigotry.

Feeling Calm.

Hoping To get in gear.

Blades of glory.

Over at The Engine, Warren Ellis is asking people to provide visual interpretations of what Witchblade wielder Sara Pezzini should look like. I can't draw, so no participation for me.

But seriously, fuck a costume. Previous versions of the Witchblade were always in line with the bearer's cultural style of dress and method of combat, right? So why should the Witchblade suddenly go all Sci-Fi Channel with Sara? After all, Sara Pezzini is a character that idolized Starsky & Hutch. That's the moment she fell in love with being a cop. That's the slice of Americana that shaped her thoughts on justice. Not Wonder Woman. Not Vampirella.

So, there is no blade. There is no crusty armor. There is no metal bikini. There's only a beautiful silver Glock that Sara has named BB. And it shoots bullets that never miss and always come back to their chambers once the job is done. After all, the only time the Witchblade should drop its cover is when it's blocking a bullet or a shiv. And when it does, it simply shows up as a discreet metallic sheen over the small portion of Sara's body that is being attacked.

In other words, the chick dresses in normal clothes.

And that's my Witchblade, y'all.

Cheryl Lynn @ 10:59 AM EST Link