Cheryl Lynn isn't quite sure who she is, but she's pretty sure of what she wants to be. A warrior woman. A bad-ass mamajama. Perhaps an earth goddess extraordinaire. She spends her days abusing keyboards and screaming at computer screens while she waits for her cult following to finally show up.

She changes her mind more often than extras in rap videos change thongs.

Remember: save to your own server, sweets!

Reading SELF Magazine.

Writing To-Do lists.

Hearing Thunder.

Watching General Hospital.

Building Nothing.

Eating Vitamins.

Drinking Iced Tea.

Buying Comic books.

Thinking "It is HOT!"

Playing Episodes from Liberty City.

Adoring Cold water.

Saying Very little.

Abhorring Bigotry.

Feeling Calm.

Hoping To get in gear.

Boys' love girls.

You know what I just realized? The mainstream rap industry would be the perfect setting for an interracial yaoi love story.

Just imagine it! Madd Nes, a superstar rapper with a new platinum album who is about to kick off the Asian leg of his worldwide tour! Hiromi, a soft-spoken reporter for Nine Magazine who has been assigned to cover the brash entertainer's exploits in Japan! How will Hiromi get the exclusive story he needs to cement his position at Nine when Nes won't even share a fact as simple as his real name? Will Nes be able the keep the one secret he guards above all others while trapped beneath Hiromi's prying eyes each night?

Someone find me an artist. I'm totally writing that ish.

Cheryl Lynn @ 04:31 PM EST Link